Stupid quotes are only Twitters in disguise.
Shannon L. AlderSome days you go bear hunting and you get eaten. Some days you come home with a nice rug to roll around on, and bear steaks. What they don't tell you as a kid is that sometimes you get the rug and steaks, but you also get some nice scars to go with them. As a child you don't understand that you can win, but that's it's not always worth the price. Once you understand and accept that possibility you become a real grown up, and the world becomes a much more serious place. Not less fun, but once you realize what can go wrong, it's a lot scarier to go hunting "bears".
Laurell K. HamiltonTags: life growing-up bears facebook lessons-learned
Maybe she's got a Facebook page, like every other kid in America. We could put something on her wall."
Her eyes lit up very briefly before she slumped. "No, she's far too paranoid for that."
"I was joking."
"Yes, but you know how kids are about Facebook."
"But she's hiding from an eight-foot-tall sociopathic werewolf wizard who can call down lightning bolts."
"We're also talking about Facebook."
Tristan contemplated her. "I think I need to feed you. Your blood sugar must be getting low.
Tags: humor tristan facebook belle
Josh turns to me. “I can’t believe she’s writing these things.” “Not she,” I say. “Me.” “Why would anyone say this stuff about themselves on the Internet? It’s crazy!” “Exactly,” I say. “I’m going to be mentally ill in fifteen years, and that’s why my husband doesn’t want to be around me.
Jay AsherTags: facebook status-updates
Josh will begin disappearing into a future where the only place he and I remain friends is on the Internet.
Jay AsherHomeschool doesn’t give you a get out of teenage jail free card. It just
gives you fewer opportunities to become the butt of someone’s lame Facebook joke.
Tags: teenagers homeschool facebook
Be patient. Your skin took a while to deteriorate. Give it some time to reflect a calmer inner state. As one of my friends states on his Facebook profile: "The true Losers in Life, are not those who Try and Fail, but those who Fail to Try.
Jess C. ScottTags: life inspirational success happiness inspiration self-esteem peace loss inspirational-quotes patience joy self health self-help calm self-awareness failure inner-peace inner-beauty self-improvement body-image face calmness skin loser facebook emotional-freedom emotional-intelligence body-and-mind emotional-scars acne emotional-health skin-care
Amazing, life-altering anonymous picture quotes on FaceBook: Are they created by graphic designers who steal quotes or don't bother to research the author, or are they original and just have exceptionally less ego than I do? Cos if I ever write something that brilliant it's gonna have flashing headlights.
Fierce DolanTags: ego facebook anonymous picture-quotes
You think Facebook was created by some asshole at Harvard? That asshole is on the government payroll.
Amy KinzerTags: facebook
The Yankees' Facebook page was hacked. The hacker was immediately purchased and signed to a 5 year contract with the Yankees.
Stephen ColbertTags: humour baseball sport facebook twitter hacking new-york-yankees
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