The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time.
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In any sane society, a farmer is a billion times more important than an economist.
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To a hungry person, every bitter food is sweet. When the preferable is not available, the available becomes preferable!
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For good health, watch what you eat. For a good head, watch what you watch.
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A healthy man watched what he ate. An intelligent man watched what he watched.
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The Paradox of Sustenance: For an organism’s life to be continued; another organism’s life has to be discontinued.
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Air freshener is man’s pitiful attempt to have his food smell as good, after digestion, as they did, before ingestion.
Mokokoma MokhonoanaTags: food smell digestion air-freshener before-and-after ingestion
Eating a salad (in public) is an overweight person’s attempt to appear in control.
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Sustainability is best illustrated by those who sell food … just so they afford something to eat.
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Neighbours complaining about someone’s dog making an awful racket. You could hardly blame the poor beast, its owner had died in her bed at least a fortnight before and there hadn’t been much left of the old girl worth eating.
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