My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked.
Winston S. ChurchillDo you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!
Roald DahlSome breakfast food manufacturer hit upon the simple notion of emptying out the leavings of carthorse nose bags, adding a few other things like unconsumed portions of chicken layer's mash, and the sweepings of racing stables, packing the mixture in little bags and selling them in health food shops.
Frank MuirGreat restaurants are, of course, nothing but mouth-brothels. There is no point in going to them if one intends to keep one's belt buckled.
Frederic RaphaelTags: food
The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might not reach your 26th.
Scott AdamsBouillabaisse is only good because cooked by the French, who, if they cared to try, could produce an excellent and nutritious substitute out of cigar stumps and empty matchboxes.
Norman DouglasTo eat well in England you should have breakfast three times a day.
W. Somerset MaughamYou're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway.
Scott AdamsTags: humor vegetarianism food vegetarian
The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.
George Bernard ShawTags: vegetarianism food
I love you like a fat kid loves cake!
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