Hasn’t stopped us before. And besides, if they wanted to kill us, we’d be dead by now and would be having an entirely different conversation. I wonder if I’d still be mad at you, or if we would talk in words or pictures. Maybe in smells. That would be cool.” -Janco
Maria V. SnyderTags: humor thought-provoking funny-but-true funny-and-random after-death funny-quotes afterlife-speculation
There were girls at school whose families grew to a robust five or six. There were girls with seven or eight-which was thought a little enthusiastic - and then there were the pathetic ones like me, who had parents that were just helpless to it, and bred as naturally as they might shit.
Anne EnrightTags: family-planning funny-but-true
It is not against the law to be a nincompoop. If so, I would have a rap sheet as long as my arm.
Sue Ann JaffarianTags: funny-but-true
NOTHING TO DO BUT ALWAYS BUSY
RigasTags: funny-but-true
Even though I dislike being kicked by others, I do enjoy the feeling of kicking others
Yana TobosoTags: humorous funny-but-true ironic-humor
Being unique is what's cool man. Being normal? What's that? That's a setting on a washing machine. Nobody wants to be that.
Ashley PurdyTags: funny-but-true uniqueness-of-individual
keep calm and be yourself
jasmine lozanoTags: funny-but-true
We can't against human stupidity. Because they are too many and too dangerous.
Nobita NobiTags: funny fun funny-but-true funny-quotes
Stoplights and love can be cruel
Sesame WorkshopTags: funny-but-true
What is about Army uniforms? Especially combats. They are just drool-worthy, if you ask me.
Aditi Mathur KumarTags: funny-but-true
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