Oh! Your hand is cold." Ashley cupped her fingers against her shirt to warm them.
"I've been dead for seven years," Noah said. "That's as warm as they get.
Tags: funny
In any given situation there will always be more dumb people than smart people. We ain't many!
Ken KeseyTags: wisdom intelligence funny truthfulness mindfulness sincere brilliant
The Professor doesn’t have a problem being called Dick? If my name was Richard, I’d go by Richard or Rich . . . not Dick. Hell, I’d even settle for being called Chard.
Simone ElkelesTags: romance humour funny young-adult-fiction young-adult-romance
cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin’ in your house, I’d kiss you in front of the guy every chance I got as a reminder.
Simone ElkelesTags: romance humour funny young-adult-fiction young-adult-romance
What are you boys doing?” she asks, as if we’re still little kids messing around.
“Arguin’,” Carlos says matter-of-factly.
Tags: romance humour funny young-adult-fiction young-adult-romance
There’s always time for arguin’ when you’re a Fuentes.
Simone ElkelesTags: romance humour funny young-adult-fiction young-adult-romance
I make love like never, only less often.
Dark Jar Tin ZooLove isn't two matching unicycles. Love is a bicycle—and mine just got stolen.
Dark Jar Tin ZooOur love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.
Dark Jar Tin ZooTags: humor life love murder death relationships funny game word-junkies
I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am!
Dark Jar Tin ZooTags: humor money love time free relationships funny trolley-of-love
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