I had a dream about you last night. We stopped telling each other about our dreams when we realized we were still inside them.

Michael Summers

Tags: humor life sleep dreams dreaming relationships funny sleeping

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Don't you think you're quite young?'
'I'm twenty-one,' said Brida. 'If I wanted to start learning ballet, I'd be conseidered too old.

Paulo Coelho

Tags: funny young brida

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Would you like to sit?" Kellen asked her.
"You'd better do it soon," Owen whispered close to her ear, "or I'm going to bend you over that table and break the club's no-penetration-in-the-lounge rule.

Olivia Cunning

Tags: sex funny touch rules desire rule regret naughty cunning owen whisper band penetration naughty-funny sole naughty-thoughts kellen naughty-humor

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Her mouth set. "I've already lost one man I loved tonight. I will not lose the other." She glared at him. "And curse you, you stone head, for making me say it first.

Patrick W. Carr

Tags: love lost romance death funny anger stone first-love head first loved funny-romance funny-love stone-head

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Now that's a sight for sore eyes, Sebastian. Maybe I should just leave you here: the hotel maids might appreciate that. Or, better still, maybe I'll take a photograph of you on my phone. Dont worry, I wont post it on the internet, it'll just be my screen saver.

Jane Harvey-Berrick

Tags: funny caro

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...space flight still had a long way to go to catch up with the safety record of the milkshake industry.

Kevin Fong

Tags: science funny space

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The seer crow was outraged. "Mangiz does not forget an insult, hedgepig."
Ambrose smiled cheekily. "Good, then here's a few more for you to remember, you pot-bellied, cross-eyed, feather-bottomed excuse for a duck.

Brian Jacques

Tags: funny insult redwall

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I will not stand here to be insulted by you, hedgepig," Mangiz fumed.
"Then stand somewhere else and I'll insult you there, featherbag!!

Brian Jacques

Tags: funny insult redwall

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When Matthew merely stared at him, Jackson reached into the weapon box and pulled out a sheathed machete, handing it to the boy.

Matthew laughed and dropped it.

Kresley Cole

Tags: funny weapons jackson evie matthew arcana-chronicles poison-princess

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Mel exhaled. "Why are you forcing me into the voice-of-reason role? You know that never works out for us.

Kresley Cole

Tags: reason funny evie kresley-cole melissa arcana-chronicles poison-princess mel

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