What is a quote? A quote (cognate with quota) is a cut, a section, a slice of someone's orange. You suck the slice, toss the rind, skate away.
Anne CarsonHuge Jackman has divorced his wife and happened upon my picture in some old article and decided that I'm the woman for him?
~ Susan
Bücher haben Ehrgefühl. Wenn man sie verleiht, kommen sie nicht mehr zurück.
Theodor FontaneTags: funny
POZZO:
I am blind.
(Silence.)
ESTRAGON:
Perhaps he can see into the future.
Tags: humor pessimism future darkness funny
We must, we must, we must increase our bust.
Judy BlumeVenice is beautiful, but like a Bergman movie is beautiful; you can admire it, but you don't really want to live in it.
Elizabeth GilbertTags: funny
Must a name mean something?" Alice asked doubtfully.
Of course it must," Humpty Dumpty said with a short laugh; "my name means the shape I am - and a good handsome shape it is, too. With a name like yours, you might be any shape, almost.
Tags: humor funny meaning alice humpty-dumpty name in-the-looking-glass
The funny thing about writing is that whether you're doing well or doing it poorly, it looks the exact same. That's actually one of the main ways that writing is different from ballet dancing.
John GreenMy imagination is something of a badass.
D.C. PiersonTags: imagination funny
you're so full of shit, you ought to be a cow manure
Sherrilyn KenyonTags: funny nick good-comeback
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