Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!
Ilona AndrewsNot one word," Kel warned. "Tobe and I have reached an understanding."
Neal's lips twitched. "Why do I feel you did most of the understanding.
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Lusty blacksmiths and naughty princesses. Now that's scary
Simon HoltTags: funny aaron simon-holt the-devouring
What? Quinn's one of them? I just thought he was an a*shole!
Simon HoltTags: funny aaron simon-holt the-devouring
She'd been in labor for nineteen hours; I completely understood why she wanted to pass the buck. 'You are so beautiful,' her husband crooned, holding up her shoulders.
'You are so full of shit,' Lila snarled, but as a contraction settled over her like a net, she bore down and pushed.
Shane dragged Eve's suitcase into the room and dumped it on the floor beside her bed. “Hey, Dark Princess? Here’s your crap. Also, bite me.
Rachel CaineTags: funny morganville-vampires shane-collins
I kicked, shouted an obscene word, got another faceful of goo for my troubles, and did the only thing left available to me. I started to laugh. This was a stupid way to die, all right. But also a god damned funny one.
Adam-Troy CastroTags: funny adam-troy-castro andrea-cort
Lawyers were notorious for finding cases in the most unlikely places, especially ones with huge potential damagers awards.
Jodi PicoultIt's funny how different people are. If I'd been this kid and someone was snarling "Ordering a pizza?" at me, without even thinking, I would have snarled back "Yeah. You want pepperoni?"
-Maximum Ride
Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.
Marian KeyesTags: love women humour relationships funny
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