A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement
Jess C. ScottTags: humor individuality wisdom imagination life truth honesty friendship love reality passion music dance beauty food youth sex humour relationships self funny health fashion culture novel body girl desire food-for-thought young-adult fitness body-image young healthy lust-for-life hip-hop young-adult-literature dancer young-adult-fiction young-adult-novels young-adults
Prayers For Rain' begins like practically every Cure song, with an introduction that's longer than most Bo Diddley singles. Never mind the omnipresent chill, why does Robert Smith write such interminable intros? I can put on 'Prayers For Rain,' then cook an omelette in the time it takes him to start singing. He seems to have a rule that the creepier the song, the longer the wait before it actually starts. I'm not sure if Smith spends the intro time applying eye-liner or manually reducing his serotonin level, but one must endure a lot of doom-filled guitar patterns, cathedral-reverb drums and modal string synth wanderings during the opening of 'Prayers for Rain.
Tom ReynoldsWell, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.
Suzanne CollinsTags: humour funny witty katniss hunger-games suzanne-collins finnick mockingjay boggs odair
When you sit that way, you look kind of like a beach ball with a head,” he continued. “Your haircut is really, really bad, I’m probably going to lose my job for helping you this way, and I’m dying to fuck you.”
He glanced at her. “That honest enough for you?
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Uh... ," Ivy stammered, and I glanced up to see her eyes wide in consideration.
"I'm kidding," I said. "It passed the lethal-amulet test, remember?"
"Not that. You keep it in your underwear drawer?"
I hesitated, wondering why I was embarrassed. "Well, where do you put your elven magic?" I asked.
Tags: funny rachel awkward ivy elven-charm
I only snatched him to get your attention,” I said. “Now that I’ve got it, this is what I want.”
“Damn my dame!” Al shouted, hands raised to the ceiling. “I knew it! Not another list!
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Oh, you need Alan to betray Nick and then you'll steal Nick's powers and kill them both," said Mae. "Great idea. Hey, can i come? I'll bring a picnic lunch if you promise not to let blood get on the sandwiches.
Sarah Rees BrennanThey walked to school, talking about how much they were longing for the summer holidays.
"Oh, I am planning things," said Jamie. "Great, great things. I could join a band."
"You gave up the guitar after two lessons."
"Well," he said, "I could be a backup dancer."
"Backup dancers have to wear belly shirts and glitter," said Mae. "So obviously, I support this plan.
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Oh," she said, in a very different way. "Well. Thanks for my part in the compliment. Naturally I'd love to be watched and controlled, but I think I may be washing my hair that day.
Sarah Rees BrennanI saw you put rice in a toaster once," said Mae. "I was there when made the tin of beans explode."
"It was faulty," Jamie protested, his eyes shifty. " I am sure of this.
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