Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.
Erma BombeckTags: humor housekeeping chores
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
Erma BombeckTags: family housekeeping mothers beds
There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it.
Erma BombeckTags: housekeeping cleanliness
And this mess is so big
And so deep and so tall,
We cannot pick it up.
There is no way at all!
Tags: housekeeping messies
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.
Phyllis DillerTags: children housekeeping
Sometimes I want to clean up my desk and go out and say, “Respect me; I’m a respectable grown-up!" and other times I just want to jump into a paper bag and shake and bake myself to death.
Wendy WassersteinTags: life housekeeping aging cleaning
A messy house is a must - it separates your true friends from other friends.
Real friends are there to visit you not your house!
Tags: friendship friends housekeeping true-friends real-friends
Excuse the mess, but we live here.
Roseanne BarrTags: life housekeeping cleaning mess messes
I always wondered why the makers leave housekeeping and cooking out of their tales. Isn't it what all the great wars and battles are fought for -- so that at day's end a family may eat together in a peaceful house? The tale tells how the Lords of Manva hunted
Ursula K. Le GuinTags: gender cooking housekeeping storytelling
And Your modest ambition is to be a good housekeeper, isn't it?"
"Well, yes, Papa; but not only that. I was thinking about it afterward by myself, and I think housekeeping is a the practical part of it - and that's a good big part too - but What I really want to be is a lovely, good, womanly woman, like Aunt Alice, you know.
Tags: housekeeping femininity homemaker
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