Life is a great big canvas; throw all tje paint you can at it.
Danny KayeTags: humor art comedy humorous humor-inspirational humorous-quotations
Life is just like the game of poker, you never know what cards you will get. Sitting against the people, you can either win with the king or live on a joker. Many times in life you are forced to play the blind bet, and achieve overwhelming success, with loads of cash in your pocket or you may reach disastrous conclusions, losing everything you have got.
That’s the reason I love playing poker.
Tags: life relationships humor-inspirational
Your mind is just like parachute ! if you don't open it, it won't work !
Tom EvansTags: inspirational-life humor-inspirational
Your mind is just like a parachute ! if you don't open it, it won't work !
Tom EvansTags: inspirational humor-inspirational
Even if you fall flat on your face, you're still moving forward.
Victor KiamTags: humor-inspirational
I hadn’t gone to one dance in my entire high school
career. I was six foot tall and a hundred and twenty
pounds. When I danced, I looked like a praying mantis
on fire.
Tags: humor-inspirational
Because you may be smart, but I’ve been smart longer
John GreenTags: humor-inspirational
The most hilarious person ever is God
Alzenati ZenatiTags: god humor-inspirational
Kids, don’t trust any radical under twenty-five. His cock tends to get in the way of his political vision
Juan Antonio ButlerTags: humor-inspirational
Many have been the wise speeches of fools, though not so many as the foolish speeches of wise men.
Thomas FullerTags: humor-inspirational
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