you can do it if you put your mind into it.
Steven SchendTags: humor-inspirational
(On her son) I've met writer's block. He is short, diapered and keeps unplugging my laptop. Good news: he can be conquered with a bottle and a nap.
Cyrese CovelliTags: humor-inspirational
Real mothers don't just listen with humble embarrassment to the elderly lady who offers unsolicited advice in the checkout line when a child is throwing a tantrum. We take the child, dump him in the lady's cart, and say, "Great. Maybe you can do a better job."
Real mothers know that it's okay to eat cold pizza for breakfast.
Real mothers admit it is easier to fail at this job than to succeed.
Tags: humor-inspirational inspirational-success-failure
I told a doctor once, "Doc, if you want to know what's inside of me, put down the x-ray and pick up my novel!
Gerard de MarignyTags: humor-inspirational
When it came down to it, he just wasn't that engaged. You had to be engaged to be a vegetarian; you had to be engaged to sing "Both Sides Now" with your eyes closed; when it came down to it, you had to be engaged to be a mother.
Nick HornbyTags: truths humor-inspirational
We don't have to be defined by the things we did or didn't do in our past. Some people allow themselves to be controlled by regret. Maybe it's a regret, maybe it's not. It's merely something that happened. Get over it.
Pittacus LoreTags: past inspirational-life regret humor-inspirational thoughtfulness
I'll probably never fully become what I wanted to be when I grew up, but that's probably because I wanted to be a ninja princess.
Cassandra DuffyTags: humor-inspirational
Where's the fun in playing with knives if you can't draw a little blood?
Donald GormanTags: humor humor-inspirational risk-management
If someone wanted to have a grudge against me, or didn't agree with my lifestyle, the way I breathed, the space I took up on this planet, they had an open door to 'report' to the powers that be.
Mark AldersTags: humor-inspirational life-lesson
Life is like the stock market. Some days you're up. Some days you're down. And some days you feel like something the bull left behind.
Paula WallTags: humor-inspirational
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