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If I behave like a good boy and take my Prozac...then I won't be able to write anymore.
I'll have Writer's block from not being able to communicate with the characters in my mind.

Timothy Pina

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Give your brain a break and read a book.

Jeff Lyon

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Only a genius can overlook the chaos

Philosopher 'X'

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You'll enjoy it. There is much you can learn from books and scrolls," said Jeod. He gestured at the walls. "These books are my friends, my companions. They make me laugh and cry and find meaning in life."

"It sounds intriguing," admitted Eragon.

"Always the scholar, aren't you?" asked Brom.

Jeod shrugged. "Not anymore. I'm afraid I've degenerated into a bibliophile.

Christopher Paolini

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Dad, one of my first memories is of sharing my worry with you about the space shuttle poking holes in the atmosphere and letting out all of Earth's air.

Brent Weeks

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- Виждате ли този човек е една многостранна личност - скитник джентълмен поет мечтател самотник винаги с надежда за любов и приключения. Той би искал да ви убеди че е учен музикант херцог играч на поло. Но в същото време не би се посвенил да събира угарки или да открадне захарното петле на някое бебе. И естествено ако това се изисква от обстоятелствата би ритнал и една уважаема дама по задника - но само когато е крайно разгневен!

(Чарли Чаплин Моята автобиография)

Charlie Chaplin

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I am the Olympics.

Dave Eggers

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Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

Mark Twain

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Change is not a four letter word...but often your reaction to it is!