Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels.
Candace C. BowenTags: quotes sarcastic-quotes humorous-quotes funny-quotes humor-quotes witty-quotes
Please don't follow in my footsteps. I'm already knee-deep in them, and am sinking rapidly...
Tony James SlaterTags: humor inspirational-humor humor-quotes
You know what I could use? A thrill.
Jim MoormanTags: humor humorous humor-quotes
His face was a gaze of primal obtuseness.
James T. FarrellTags: humor-quotes
Your Honor Fuck Your Couch!!!
86MrNiceGuyTags: humor-quotes
Far below, I heard Cacus bellowing as millions, maybe even thousands of filthy gallons of water slammed into him. Meanwhile, Annabeth alternately shouted, gagged, hit me, called me endearing pet names like, "Idiot! Stupid--dirty--moron--" and topped it all off with "Kill you!
Rick RiordanTags: humor-quotes
I pushed Ezra back for a second. He had taken the make out session up a notch upon Logan’s arrival. I knew what he was doing, it was ticking me off. I wasn’t just some territory he could mark. "Hike a leg and pee on me, why don’t you?"
Logan snorted and practically choked on his coffee.
- RUHK'S RISING; Phoenix Elite Book 2
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Nature has so much to do in this world, and is engaged in generating such a vast variety of co-existent productions, that she must surely be now and then too flurried and confused to distinguish between the different processes that she is carrying on at the same time. Starting from this point of view, it will always remain my private persuasion that Nature was absorbed in making cabbages when Mrs. Vesey was born, and that the good lady suffered the consequences of a vegetable preoccupation in the mind of the Mother of us all.
Wilkie CollinsTags: humor-quotes
he shrugged. "occupational hazard of being a research assistant to a total dick".
Sylvain ReynardTags: humor-quotes
Using Facebook is like taking a Dyson to your spare time.
Gemini AdamsTags: technology humor-quotes humor-books facebook-quotes
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