I suppose you're right about some perspectives. Just a few weeks ago, I thought you were a dickhead.

Mary E. Pearson

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When we do it again," he told her, his hands hot on her, "it'll be where I want,when I want,with spotlights if I want."
"I don't think so", she said and he kissed her again and she thought, Oh, hell, wherever you want, and kissed him back.
"Whatever I want," he whispered in her ear.
"Okay," she whispered back.

Jennifer Crusie

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Vin: I don't know -- and it's all your fault, you know. I used to understand everything. Now it's all confused.

Kelsier: Yes, we've messed you up right properly.

Brandon Sanderson

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either love me or leave me alone."
— jay-z

Jay-Z

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You love the bitch from hell? Well then, you must be nuts.

Sophie Kinsella

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I'd rather have rabies than be in love."
"Why?"
"Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots.

Shelly Laurenston

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Are Cady and O'Neill Ever going to get together?" Those amber eyes weighed me heavily, and then he answered my question with a question. "Do you think they should?" "Well I said, "they've been through an awful lot together. And if there's only one book left, it kind of seems like they're running out of time

Richelle Mead

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Me arrodillé ante un póster de Marilyn Monroe y le pedí su intervención. Le rogué que borrara mi nombre de su agenda y de su mente desquiciada.

Raúl Rodríguez Cetina

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Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.

Carroll Bryant

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There are some things I don't understand about Jess and never will. No wedding dress. No flowers. No photo album. No champagne. The only thing she got out of her wedding was a husband. (I mean, obviously the husband is the main point when you get married. Absolutely. That goes without saying. But still, not even a new pair of shoes?)

Sophie Kinsella

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