That's not a religion, that's Pokemon.
Stephen ColbertTags: humor religion satire pokemon
But here's the biggest head-scratcher of all: Not only are atheists destroying our country, they're completely deluding themselves. There's simply no way to prove that there is no God. If I didn't hate them so much, I'd feel bad for these folks. Imagine going through life completely duped into thinking that there's no invisible, omniscient higher power guiding every action on Earth. It's just so arbitrary! Can't they see?
Stephen ColbertTags: humor religion atheism satire
Within a science fictional space, memory and regret are, when taken together, the set of necessary and sufficient elements required to produce a time machine.
Charles YuTags: humor science memory regret time-travel
We are a generation that is obsessed with nostalgia. Everything from the past is so readily available in ways that it never was before and because of that, western civilization will experience a period of arrested growth. The future holds fifty-year-old men and women running Disney Princess blogs. Bank on it.
Jayme K.Tags: humor internet disney blogs
‘Jane’s World’ has pushed the boundaries for mainstream comic strips: girls have kissed, punched each other, have been abducted by aliens, taken steamy showers together and turned into monkeys. Jane has been through a lot and I love her for it.
Paige BraddockTags: humor comics lgbt jane-s-world paige-braddock
The psychopaths are always around. In calm times we study them, but in times of upheaval, they rule over us.
Ernst KretschmerTags: humor funny rule psychopaths
I'm not sure who invented dodgeball, but I can almost guarantee you that it wasn't the shortest kid in the class.
John BinghamTags: humor childhood sports athletics dodgeball
I say! That's rather racy. Jolly good stuff, what?
Gustav JorgensonTags: humor
Wow. When he started looking back on the war with Kronos as the good old days--that was sad.
Rick RiordanTags: humor
I'll wager I would have screwed things up regardless. But. . .can you imagine those poor bastards grappling their prey, leaping over the rails, swords in hand, screaming, 'Your cats! Give us all your gods-damned cats!
Scott LynchTags: humor
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