I'm the hunter," Elena reminded him. "I should go first."
"Of course you may go first. When I am dead.

Nalini Singh

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And I provide much- needed eye candy.

Veronica Roth

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Well, I don’t know what to do first. I mean, should I take the piss out of you”—he points at me—“for the TV interview? Or you”—he points at James—“for the fan mail?

Sarah Mason

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A fool will always find banana skins

Robert Priest

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She shrugged. "I don't have my horse anymore."

"Your horse? The horse was mine."

"Don't be ridiculous." Evanjalin continued walking up the track. "You would never have stolen the horse in Sarnak if I didn't encourage you. So I consider it mine.

Melina Marchetta

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Yes, I once was the toast of two continents! (...Greenland

Dorothy Parker

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The pursuit of historical relevance is an under appreciated endeavor.

Michael Dwinnell

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We put our flags in soil when we
arrive, as if it now belongs to us and we know where we are.

Graham Spaid

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You know what people are doing on the other side of the world, what’s happening on another planet, but not what’s going on inside the person next to you.

Graham Spaid

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So much better for you to long for what you can never have, than to get it and have to face the reality of it. I assure you, when you realize the reality of this situation, there wont be a hole deep enough for you to climb into to hide the mortification you're going to feel.
- Eric to Camile in Pawn of Innocence.

Chameleon

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