Maybe I just didn’t want it to be Benny because he really loves her, and if I was wrong about that, it’d be depressing. Who wants to be depressed?”
“Poets,” Eve decided. “You have to think they must.”
“Okay, other than poets.
Tags: humor friends love poets depression
It’s so much fun to fight the odds, but it’s so draining to fight stupidity.
Peter BoltonTags: humor
He was a caricature of a caricature of a loser.
Ann BrasharesTags: humor
The Wookiee gambit.' he said with a smile. I didn't have a clue what he was talking about, but somewhere in my head a distant memory was forming. He raised an eyebrow. 'Christ, Alex, what have they done to your brain? You don't remember Star Wars?
Alexander Gordon SmithTen minutes after that and the inmates of Furnace were starting to feel invincible, running around the prison looking for the hidden security cameras and shouting insults at the warden. Some were even flashing their backsides at him, or relieving themselves over the black eyes in the rock, and I couldn't help but laugh as I pictured him sitting in his quarters effectively getting pissed on.
Alexander Gordon SmithIf you have no sense of humor, You have no sense at all..
HimmiliciousTags: humor
Here, I stole it for you. Why don’t you tell me what it’s for.”
“Aw, Sophronia, how thoughtful. You brought me a present!
Tags: humor present stealing spies
Dunk the lunk, thick as a castle wall.
George R.R. MartinTags: humor
I never wish I could go back and write more, no. I spent a long, long time trying to write the book that became The Fault in Our Stars and to be completely honest with you, I am entirely happy that the story is no longer my problem and is now your problem.
John GreenIf I tell you that I have robbed a bank, prepare the correct reaction.
Padgett PowellTags: humor
« first previous
Page 1806 of 1807.
next last »
Data privacy
Imprint
Contact
Diese Website verwendet Cookies, um Ihnen die bestmögliche Funktionalität bieten zu können.