Karma: I know I've seen this man someplace before.

Artie (as McGuffey): Considering some of the places I frequent lady that's a comprising remark!

Wild Wild West TV Season 1
Night of the Flaming Ghost

Wild Wild West TV

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Be careful what you wear to bed, because you never know where you might wake up.

Ridley Pearson

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So where does the name Adam's apple come from? Most people say that it is from the notion that this bump was caused by the forbidden fruit getting stuck in the throat of Adam in the Garden of Eden. There is a problem with this theory because some Hebrew scholars believe that the forbidden fruit was the pomegranate. The Koran claims that the forbidden fruit was a banana. So take your pick---Adam's apple, Adam's pomegranate, Adam's banana. Eve clearly chewed before swallowing.

Mark Leyner

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Holy hell," Shawn whispered, his eyes glued to Ziang's front. Particularly to what Ziang didn't have between his legs. "Dude, where's your dick?

M.A. Church

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Wait here, Miz Meg, and we'll holler when we're undressed and under the covers. We know it don't bother you seein' our backsides since you're a widow and all, but it'd sure bother us… even though you've seen "em before. We kinda like to keep 'em to ourselves

Lorraine Heath

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I am no indiscriminate novel reader. The mere trash of the common circulating library I hold in the highest contempt.

Jane Austen

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I glance down, and my eyes get big.

"What?" He glances down, realizes why my eyes are big, and shrugs his shoulders. "It's morning."

"It's cute. Can I keep it?

Jillian Dodd

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Verily, for nine hundred years have I lost. Everyone I knew is dead, the empire gone, and who knows in what state the world is left. Should what thy sister reports prove true, much hath changed in the world."

"By the way," Royce mentioned, "No one uses the words 'tis or hath anymore and certainly not thou, thy, or verily.

Michael J. Sullivan

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... It wasn't my finest moment, but I rolled my eyes and actually huffed. "Fine, don't answer. I don't even know why I asked."
"No, I am not having sex with anyone."
"Oh." I shrugged nonchalantly, but for some reason his response filled me with glee. It was as if a unicorn had appeared beneath a double rainbow and started tap dancing.

Penny Reid

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I'm like a stray cat. If you feed me, I don't leave.

Michelle M. Pillow

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