I seems I write as a hobby, payment appears to be out of the question.
ROY A HIGGINS
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Apparently I write as a hobby, payment appears to be out of the question.
Roy A. HigginsTags: humour-quote
the city is full of three types of people, the first being soldiers, the other classes are politicians and prostitutes, both very numerous, and about equal in honesty and morality.
Mark R. JonesTags: history-of-the-united-states humour-quote
Even Dionysus's welcome-home speech wasn't enough to dampen my spirits. "Yes, yes, so the little brat didn't get himself killed and now he'll have an even bigger head. Well, huzzah for that. In other announcements, there will be no canoe races this Saturday....
Rick RiordanTags: speech dionysus humour-quote
Churchill was in the lavatory in the House of Commons and his secretary knocked on the door and said: Excuse me Prime Minister, but the Lord Privy Seal wishes to speak to you. After a pause Churchill replied: Tell His Lordship: I'm sealed on The Privy and can only deal with one shit at a time
Winston S. ChurchillTags: humour-quote
Who do you know who's lost a buttock?
J.K. RowlingTags: humour-quote
Contrary to popular belief, people always say "It was a pleasure doing business with you". It is the only thing that has stayed with me after an assignment. Always mix business with pleasure. That is a secret they don't want you to know. BUT never mix pleasure with business. Then you might just end up in a divorce.
Nikhil ShardaTags: writing-craft humour-quote
Honestly, Tabitha, the sooner your novel is written and published the better,” Claire said crispl, seeing Barney was made uncomfortable by these comments. “No more talking about Barney’s faint. He’s better now – that’s the main thing.”
“Ok- let’s talk about funerals,” Tabitha replied at once.
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