It would be like The Rock versus Seth Green. Now, tell me who he is
Tammy BlackwellTags: humourous
You should treat the trivial things in life seriously and the serious things in life with a sincere and studied triviality
Oscar WildeTags: humourous
I really didn't write it with any intention of being published. If I'd known that was going to happen, I would have written something more sensible, because now I have to dress up as a pirate for book signings... I would have done a novel about a man who hangs around with a gaggle of models.
Gideon DefoeTags: on-writing humourous
I would like to tell you that I wrote my book to push back artistic boundaries. But I didn't. I wrote it to impress a girl.
Gideon DefoeTags: on-writing humourous
Optimism was for children. Once you reached adulthood then you had to join the rest of the world as a realist - life was a bag of shit you were expected to pay for.
NikNakTags: pessimism realism humourous
There was my life before I told a strange woman in a negligee that I was a homosexual, and now there would be my life after, two chapters so dissimilar in style and content that they might have been written by different people.
David SedarisTags: humourous
Ah college years, those were the days. Pure freedom ... leaving home for the first time…the parties…”
"What about the tutorials, the lectures, the large building with all the books called the ‘library’?”
“Is that what those were?” Gerry blithely replied.
Tags: humor libraries books college humour funny party library studying leaving-home university students humourous colleges partying university-of-life student-days
We're famous" iggy whispered so low that Fang could barely hear him.
"So's Swine Flu" Fang whispered back.
Tags: fame illness humourous run-for-there-life
You said,' Camille protested, 'that when you wanted to get on terms with Gabrielle you cultivated her mother. It's true, everybody saw you doing it, boasting in Italian and rolling your eyes and doing your tempestuous southerner impersonation.
Hilary MantelTags: humourous
Adrian Mole's diary
Easter
Poor Jesus, it must have been dead awful for him. I wouldn't have the guts to do it myself.
Tags: humourous
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