Would you like to cross another item off this list today?"
"I should like that very much. Which do you propose?"
"I think it's time to try riding astride".
"You can't mean..."
"Oh, but I do, indeed, mean, Empress.
Tags: innuendo
As for this," Magnus said sliding the stele into Jace's jeans pocket, "keep it in your pants, Shadowhunter." - 219
Cassandra ClareTags: innuendo jace-wayland magnus-bane
Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
A: You can't hear an enzyme.
Tags: innuendo double-entendre naughty riddle hormone
I can draw you a diagram. Hint: I'm slot B, and you're tab A.
Kresley ColeTags: sex innuendo regin declan-chase
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Mae WestTags: temptation innuendo naughty
From what I know of you already, you have quite a reputation for providing customer satisfaction."
Julie's cheeks burned. For Kate's benefit she said, "I try."
"Oh, I'm certain you do more than try. You go all out." He paused for several beats. Then, "I've driven past the gallery thousands of times and always admired the works displayed in the windows. But I haven't had a reason to stop."
"And now you did?"
"Now I did."
She drew herself up. "Well, I'm sure Katherine will find the perfect piece for you. She's very knowledgeable."
"He came to see you."
"That's right, Ms. Rutledge. Not that Ms. Fields isn't perfectly charming and, I'm sure, knowledgeable." He shot Kate a smile over his shoulder, which she returned before he came back around to Julie. "But I'm placing myself in your very capable hands.
Tags: sex innuendo kate derek julie
I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
Mae WestTags: inspirational self-esteem innuendo naughty
What, with my tongue in your tail? nay, come again,
Good Kate; I am a gentleman.
Almost ready, sir,' said the sweating, harassed bosun. 'I'm working the cunt-splice myself.'
'Well,' said Jack, hurrying off to where the stern-chaser hung poised above the Sophie's quarter-deck, ready to plunge through her bottom if gravity could but have its way, 'a simple thing like a cunt-splice will not take a man of war's bosun long, I believe.
Tags: innuendo nautical-terminology
Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.
Groucho MarxTags: innuendo
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