Musical beds is the faculty sport around here.

Edward Albee

Tags: humor innuendo

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I've had Good and I've had Bad, and the worst I had was Wonderful!

John Valentine

Tags: sex innuendo lechery

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Lovely Arra Sails,
nectar to all males,
how I'd like to spear you like a whaler spears a whale!

Darren Shan

Tags: humor innuendo vampire darren-shan mr-crepsley sexual-innuendo arra-sails larten-crepsley

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...are you as deft at handling your sword as Captain Westfall?"
"Better," he whispered in her ear.

Sarah J. Maas

Tags: innuendo sword dorian celaena-sardothien chaol-westfall celaena chaol

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Apparently, a woman can only go so long without a sword between her hands.

Sarah J. Maas

Tags: innuendo sword celaena-sardothien calaena

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Fuck your manners."

"You don't have to settle for just my manners.

Nenia Campbell

Tags: sex innuendo taunting gavin val

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Good conversation is very important, dont you think? Its so stimulating and pleasurable if done right. As a doctor it may surprise you how much I've learned on the subject. Its been a long times since I've had a really good conversation and sometimes I nearly ache from wishing someone would stimulate me. But unfortunately I havent met anyone yet who I want to really talk to.

Laurann Dohner

Tags: innuendo trisha

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Does this mean we can eat pie today?" Easton asked. Riley let out a snorting laugh. "I know someone who will be." Nice.

Erin McCarthy

Tags: innuendo sarcastic-humor

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She bared her teeth at me. “Screw you, shifter!”
“Ah, is our honeymoon period over so quickly? You wanted to jump my bones just a second ago.

Cori Moore

Tags: humour funny innuendo shifter honeymoon sarcastic-humor

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I discovered to my relief and delight that it "was" a gun in his pocket.

Justin Richards

Tags: innuendo

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