We almost made it to thirty seconds without an insult. I think we set a new record.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

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I can only assume," said Jace, "that mortal emotions amuse you because you have none of your own.

Cassandra Clare

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May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.

Christopher Moore

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I'm calm," Rachel insisted. "Every time I'm around you, some monsters attack us. What's to be nervous about?"
"Look," I said. "I'm sorry about the band room. I hope they didn't kick you our or anything."
"Nah. They asked me a lot of questions about you. I played dumb."
"Was it hard?" Annabeth asked.

Rick Riordan

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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.

Groucho Marx

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I've got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.

Groucho Marx

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Come, come," I said. "You may be a lord someday, but you aren't one yet. No need for the courtly manners, and certainly not the moody temper. If you're to be my escort tonight, I insist you be a cheery one. You can even insult me if you like. It always makes you feel better.

Julie Berry

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Asking a man if he could be trusted was like asking an unwed girl if she was a virgin. The question mattered, but the asking of it was gross insult.

Orson Scott Card

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In the political jargon of those days, the word "intellectual" was an insult. It indicated someone who did not understand life and was cut off from the people. All the Communists who were hanged at the time by other Communists were awarded such abuse. Unlike those who had their feet solidly on the ground, they were said to float in the air. So it was fair, in a way, that as punishment the ground was permanently pulled out from under their feet, that they remained suspended a little above the floor.

Milan Kundera

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I'll be supposed upon a book, his face is the worst thing about him.

William Shakespeare

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