If your brains were dynamite there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.Tags: stupidity insults put-downs
You ignorant little slug!" the Trunchbull bellowed. "You witless weed! You empty-headed hamster! You stupid glob of glue!
Roald DahlTags: insults
Shall I show him in or tell him to go find a short and unpleasant route to hell?
John RingoTags: insults
In the aftermath of the recent wave action in the Indian Ocean, even the archbishop of Canterbury, Dr. Rowan Williamson [sic], proved himself a latter-day Voltairean by whimpering that he could see how this might shake belief in a friendly creator. Williamson is of course a notorious fool, who does an almost perfect imitation of a bleating and frightened sheep, but even so, one is forced to rub one's eyes in astonishment. Is it possible that a grown man could live so long and still have his personal composure, not to mention his lifetime job description, upset by a large ripple of seawater?
Christopher HitchensTags: stupidity religion atheism church-of-england insults voltaire 2004 theodicy sheep earthquakes natural-disasters 2004-earthquake-and-tsunami 2005 tsunamis archbishop-of-canterbury indian-ocean rowan-williams
Pało z kośći słoniowej, zwieciadło bezmyślności, pustynio egipska rozumu, komedio idiotyczna, wieżo z garnkiem zamiast głowy(...)ty, który byłbyś geniuszem, gdybyś nie był karykaturą rozumu, bądź błogosławiony!
Paweł Goźliński... you cow,' Estelle added. 'I heard that.' 'Give the woman the geriatric audiology medal,' Estelle said. 'I heard that, too', her mother said, from the other side of the door.
Fiona WoodTags: insults teenagers-and-parents
He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."
(on Ernest Hemingway
You know well I couldn't bear to live with a low common man after you two; and it's wicked and cruel of you to insult me by pretending I could.
George Bernard ShawI am sorry the only outlet for her troubled mind was in clumsy foreplay with an inadequate partner."
He threw the rest of her sandwich at the swinging door as she passed through it.
Tags: humor relationships insults men-and-women
You look lousy,' he said.
Jace blinked. 'Seems an odd time to start an insult contest, but if you insist, I could probably think up something good.'
'No I mean it. You don't look good.'
'This is from a guy ho has all the sex appeal of a penguin. Look, I realize you may be jealous that the good Lord didn't deal you the same chiseled hand he dealt me, but that's no reason to-'
'I am not trying to insult you.' Simon snapped.
Tags: humor insults simon-lewis city-of-fallen-angels jace-lightwood
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