I know. It's shocking to think that the government would try to stick its nose in our ladyparts.

Megan McCafferty

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We just lost our electricity. You want to tell me what’s so funny about that?”
“It’s not exactly funny. It’s more of a good news/bad news situation.”
“In that case, hit me with the good news first.”
“They’re both sort of rolled up into one.”
“Stop stalling.”
“All right. Now don’t get mad, but . . .” Smothered laughter drifted toward him. “Cal . . . I’m naked.

Susan Elizabeth Phillips

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We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!

Dee Dee Ramone

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We were talking about the prince,' Sansa said, her voice soft as a kiss.
Arya knew which prince she meant: Joffrey, of course. The tall, handsome one. Sansa got to sit with him at the feast. Arya had to sit with the little fat one. Naturally.

George R.R. Martin

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And it's really very difficult to kill someone when all your inner instincts would oblige you to take off your hat first!

Susan Kay

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-"He loved her...It was noble of him. It was beautiful."

-"It was stupid.

Lloyd Alexander

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(About sweeping)....
What he was in FACT doing was moving the dirt around with a broom, to give it a change of scenery and a chance to make new friends.

Terry Pratchett

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Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death.

Terry Pratchett

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People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.

Terry Pratchett

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My little girl, oh, the daughter I never had. Now tell me, angel, are you fucking anybody new?

Michael Cunningham

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