The best Quotes on Earth!

Oh, that flipped my bitch switch from meh to pure “I’m going to cut a bitch” rage.

I think he was worried about pushing things too far for the time being since I was obviously rocking a first-class ticket to certifiable insanity.

Hey, I’m kidding. And I’m also curious why’d you do that. The sun rises and sets out of Aiden’s ass, according to you.

Gods were like possums.

You could go your whole life without seeing one, but once you found one of them, you found the whole freaky family.

Okay. I’ll admit, I slept or doodled through most of my classes. I have no idea who you’re talking about.

It was so quiet you could hear a fly run into a wall. Everyone was staring at me like I’d just pulled up my shirt and asked for some beads.

Karma was a bitch and a half.

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