- I'm a Neuroscientist.
- What's that? What do you study?
- I study your brain!

Vardan Hambardzumyan

Tags: brain joke neuroscience

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I didn't pretend to know Eli at all, but even so, I'd noticed that his manner was slightly hard to read. It was something in the way he talked that made it difficult to tell whether he was kidding or serious or what. This bothered me. Or intrigued me. Or both.

Sarah Dessen

Tags: life love people infatuation joke feelings talk relationship curious serious intrigue manner difficuly

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Never ever make a joke to the police, they have no sense of humour. Never make a political joke, it will always be considered an insult. Always remember that umbrage can be taken by the lift of an eyebrow. Remember that if offence can possibly be taken, it will be.

Dick Francis

Tags: joke insult offence

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When a joker dies, the joke remains.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Tags: death joke joker

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My favorite people are the ones that can make any unfunny joke hilarious by just laughing.

Ziad K. Abdelnour

Tags: funny joke laughing hilarious

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I myself am convinced that the theory of evolution, especially to the extent to which it has been applied, will be one of the greatest jokes in the history books of the future. Posterity will marvel that so very flimsy and dubious an hypothesis could be accepted with the incredible credulity it has.

Malcolm Muggeridge

Tags: evolution joke credulity gullibility darwin posterity neo-darwinism closed-mindedness theory-of-evolution

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Nature never jests.

Albrecht von Haller

Tags: science nature joke jest

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Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh.

Aniruddha Sastikar

Tags: smile sarcasm fun joke laugh pun giggle punning

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