You haven't been bit till a dragon does it.
Tamora PierceTags: dragon daine carthak kitten
You called her Kitten? And she let you? She put me in a coma for three days when I
called her that! My balls never recovered from her smashing them into my spine!
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He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume.
Jim BentonTags: funny laugh cute puppy kitten costume duckling
You cannot rob robbers with a kitten in your hat!
Diana Wynne JonesThe soldier was like that. He was an expert in getting other people to do what he wanted. The only creature that could make the soldier do something he did not want was Midnight, and Midnight did things she did not want only when Whippersnapper wanted something. That put the kitten right at the top of the pecking order. A kitten!
Diana Wynne JonesTags: kitten
You arrogant...” thrust through the stomach of a snapping zombie, twisting and using all my strength to cleave him in half “... over published...” wasn't going to work, it clawed at the blade, and my God, these things were tough, “...showy old bat...” Crack! There went my head into the wall. If I didn't have a split skull, I'd be amazed. “What are you waiting for? Aren't you the king of all bogeymen? The legend children fear will devour them if they don't behave?”
“Come on, Vlad, live up to your reputation! If you can't burn to death one Egyptian vampire chained to a wall, how did you ever drive the Turks from Romania?”
“You did it!”
“Of course, I'm Vlad Tepesh, what did you expect?
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I love you, Caleb. I love you! If you care for me at all... please, don't do this! Please, don't leave me. I don't know how to live without you. Don't make me go back to trying to be someone I don't know how to be anymore. - Livvie
C.J. RobertsHe was my tormentor and my solace; the creator of the dark and the light within.
C.J. RobertsYou don't have to call me Livvie if you don't want to, Caleb. To be honest, it's kinda scaring me. You're scaring me
C.J. RobertsWe'll take care of each other. I'm stronger now, Caleb. Whatever happens.... whatever happened, we can handle it together. Okay?
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