COMEDIAN: [...] What is it you do for a living?
HECKLER: I mind my own business.
COMEDIAN: Self-employed, eh? No really, what do you do?
HECKLER: I try not to "do.
Tags: leisure work laziness comedy doing employment jobs comedians hecklers heckling
New Rule: Apple's next device must be a computer that you control with your tongue. Thanks for eliminating the keyboard and the mouse, but pointing and pushing at things already seems too complicated and tiring. We're Americans--and until you free our hands from the computer entirely, we can never attain our ultimate goal: Web surfing while eating and masturbating.
Bill MaherTags: humor america technology laziness
Intelligent men do not decide any subject until they have carefully examined both or all sides of it. Fools, cowards, and those too lazy to think, accept blindly, without examination, dogmas and doctrines imposed upon them in childhood by their parents, priests, and teachers, when their minds were immature and they could not reason.
James Hervey JohnsonTags: intelligence thinking reason teachers dogma laziness fools indoctrination critical-examination immature rational-thought cowards brainwashing examination doctrines both-sides
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