I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!"-Gazzy
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Holy [Insert your choice of a swear word here]," said Fang stunned.
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Excuse me? I'm alive too.
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Can I come in?
No! I'm in a towel!
I'm blind!
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I offered to pee on him, but they said no
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Fang, fang. I love you. I looooove you. I love you thiiiiiiiiiis much!
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I don't damsel well. Distress, I can do. Damseling? Not so much.
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Let's just say that if these scientist had been using their brilliance for good instead of evil, cars would run off water vapor and leave fresh compost behind them; no one would be hungry; no one would be ill; all buildings would be earthquake-, bomb-, and flood-proof; and the world's entire economy would have collapsed and been replaced by one based on the value of chocolate.
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If you're ever feeling a lack of middle-aged white men, just pop into the Capitol. Not so much the House of Representatives, which has a bit more color and texture, but the Senate -- jeez. Yes, let's have more testosterone running the country.
Maximum Ride, School's Out--Forever
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you're a diabolical little pyro, aren't you?
He blushed modestly.
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