Bad questions at employment interviews:
"Is your drug test graded on a curve?
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How to contact in case of an emergency?
I prefer 911 myself...
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I am open to comments, I accept with with all humility, or at least what I can muster at short notice.
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They say you don't know what you don't know until you know that you don't know it.
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I think that last batch of sea monkeys ate my cat!!!
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I like to provide American humor for British soccer coaches when possible. During keeper practice I'll offer to stand behind the goal and shag a few balls!!
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While walking with a British coach.
Why do you chuckle every time we walk by the theater that is showing "Free Willy"?
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At a long meeting a man next to me, British I hope, said, "Man, I'd kill for a fag about now" I chuckled when everyone moved away from him but me.
"Why did everyone do that?"
"They say that smoking can kill, and they're just being cautious"
"What about that fellow there smiling at me?"
"Don't know, maybe he's a chain smoker...
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We started our journey across the waistlands by folowing the enormous belt!!
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Thrice damned she howls like Cerberus to the night
Guarding virtues that lie like forgotten stains
On oaken floors that pave the willow lined paths of the past
That lead to a meadow filled with the detritus of wasted love
Rotting under a forgotten sun that no longer shines
In a heart gone cold therein lies the haste of anger.
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