I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.
Steve MartinTags: humor money rich nonsense
Well, Diotallevi and I are planning a reform in higher education. A School of Comparative Irrelevance, where useless or impossibe courses are given. The school's aim is to turn out scholars capable of endlessly increasing the number of unnecessary subjects.
Umberto EcoTags: humor education nonsense
If you say that you'd never hurt anybody,
you're lack of emphaty and full of bullshit.
Tags: nonsense full-of-bullshit lack-of-emphaty people-hurt
Does a man of sense run after every silly tale of hobgoblins or fairies, and canvass particularly the evidence? I never knew anyone, that examined and deliberated about nonsense who did not believe it before the end of his enquiries.
David HumeTags: reason belief fairy-tales rationality superstition skepticism evidence scepticism nonsense enquiry
How many hours are there in a mile? Is yellow square or round? Probably half the questions we ask-half our great theological and metaphysical problems-are like that.
C.S. LewisTags: questions theology metaphysics nonsense metaphysical questioning-mind
Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub?
Norton JusterTags: fantasy fiction absurd kids nonsense sound hearing bathtub silly octopus
To recognize bullshit,
nose is better than ear.
Tags: sense bullshit nonsense nose ear recognize
Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"
He took his vorpal sword in hand;
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
"And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
Tags: poetry lewis-carroll nonsense jabberwocky
She wore tight corsets to give her a teeny waist - I helped her lace them up - but they had the effect of causing her to faint. Mom called it the vapors and said it was a sign of her high breeding and delicate nature. I thought it was a sign that the corset made it hard to breathe.
Jeannette WallsTags: fashion common-sense nonsense breeding victorian-era
That doesn't sound very attractive," laughed Anne. "I like people to have a little nonsense about them.
L.M. MontgomeryTags: nonsense l-m-montgomery
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