You know what you are, young 'un? You're the grand bloody panjandrum of the painfully bleeding obvious.
Charlie FletcherTags: obvious
Atheism is not a philosophy; it is not even a view of the world; it is simply an admission of the obvious. In fact, 'atheism' is a term that should not even exist. No one needs to identify himself as a 'non-astrologer' or a 'non-alchemist.' We do not have words for people who doubt that Elvis is still alive or that aliens have traversed the galaxy only to molest ranchers and cattle. Atheism is nothing more than the noises reasonable people make in the presence of unjustified religious beliefs.
Sam HarrisTags: humor obvious philosophy atheism atheist justification galaxy elvis elvis-presley alchemy religious-beliefs
Bean finds the best apple in our tree and hands it up to me. "You know what this tastes like when you first bite into it?" she asks.
"No, what?"
"Blue sky."
"You're zoomed."
"You ever eat blue sky?"
"No," I admit.
"Try it sometime," she says. "It's apple-flavored.
Tags: humor life inspirational obvious apples
How very wet this water is.
L. Frank BaumIf you don't want to be noticed, you don't use a Star Destroyer.
Timothy ZahnGenna: “My straw has a hole in it!”
Tim: *gives her a Really? look*
Genna: “One that it’s not meant to have!
Tags: humor obvious misunderstanding straw
I always say, 'Books beat boredom,' said Amanda wisely.
Mo WillemsTags: libraries books obvious literary library sage-advice
the problem at this point is that there is a problem.
Captain Obviousthe squeeky wheel gets the grease.
Josh BillingsTags: truth obvious logic obviousness logical-thinking
Life’s easy.
It’s living it that’s difficult.
Tags: life inspirational truth insightful obvious existentialism oblique
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