I had to stop him from arresting an old lady who let her dog urinate against the fire hydrant that was in front of Burgerville headquarters.
"You'll blow our cover."
"But what if there is a fire?"
"The fire department will come and put it out," I said.
"With what?"
"Water," I said.
"Not from that hydrant," Monk said. "It's inoperable."
"No, it's not," I said. "It can still be used."
"There is urine all over it," Monk said. "no fireman would dare touch it, nor would any other human being."
"Firefighters run into burning buildings," I said."They aren't going to care about some dog pee on a fire hydrant."
"They would if they knew," Monk said. "We should call and warn them. Call Joe right now. He can get the word out faster than we can."
"Every fire hydrant in the city has dog pee on it, Mr. Monk. It's how dogs mark their territory. I can guarantee you that every male dog that has passed that hydrant has pissed on it."
He looked at me, wide eyed, "No."
"It's what dogs do," I said. "The firefighters knows this."
Monk swallowed hard. "And they still use the hydrants?"
"Of course they do."
"They are the bravest men on earth," Monk said solemnly.

Lee Goldberg

Tags: dogs bravery cleanliness ocd phobia pee urine germs job-hazards canine-behavior fire-fighting fire-hydrant firefighters firemen obsessive-compulsive-disorder



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Pretty hard to see when you refuse to look. Pretty hard to hear when you refuse to listen.

Jeff Bell

Tags: ocd rewind-replay-repeat



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Kessa began to cut her meat into tiny pieces. As a whole it was unmanageable, frightening; but divided and arranged, the meat could be controlled. She cut four pieces. She'd count to four between each bite.

Steven Levenkron

Tags: control eating-disorder anorexia ocd



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Leaving knots untied and scattering seeds to distract them will only work on vampires with OCD.

Molly Harper

Tags: funny ocd jane-jameson molly-harper nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs



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OCD focuses on the negative. I didn't think to myself, My praying will save my grandma. Instead, I thought, If I don't pray, my grandma will die for sure.

J.J. Keeler

Tags: negative ocd



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OCD is not a disease that bothers; it is a disease that tortures.

J.J. Keeler

Tags: disease ocd



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If you put the wrong foods in your body, you are contaminated and dirty and your stomach swells. Then the voice says, Why did you do that? Don't you know better? Ugly and wicked, you are disgusting to me.

Bethany Pierce

Tags: eating-disorder anorexia depression mental-illness eating-disorders ocd bulimic bulimia ed anorexic



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I was beginning to think that Simon just had a bad case of OCD, ADD, and PMS. With a little BS and OMG mixed in.

Dannika Dark

Tags: humor romance funny character observation bs comical pms series ocd urban-fantasy pnr add omg uf dannika-dark



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We all have our routines," he said softly."But they must have a purpose and provide an outcome that we can see and take some comfort from, or else they have no use at all. Without that, they are like the endless pacings of a caged animal. If they are not madness itself, then they are a prelude to it.

John Connolly

Tags: crazy routine ocd



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Being stress and anxiety free is a human preset, I just show you how to 'flick the switch' to off. Permanent stress and anxiety recovery is possible quickly and simply despite what many are told.

Charles Linden

Tags: anxiety ocd ptsd depersonalization derealization agoraphobia charles-linden panic-attacks pure-o the-linden-method



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