I hate parties.
And a wedding is the biggest party of all.
All the guests arrived and Orpheus is taking a shower.
He's always taking a shower when the guests arrive so he doesn't have to greet them.
Then I have to greet them.
Tags: men parties relationships frustration men-and-women weddings showers
These things excite me so,’ she whispered. ‘If you want to kiss me any time during the evening, Nick, just let me know and I'll be glad to arrange it for you. Just mention my name. Or present a green card.
F. Scott FitzgeraldTags: parties kiss flirting drunkenness
A good time occurs precisely when we lose track of what time it is.
Robert Farrar CaponTags: parties entertaining celebration
Oooohhhh, you’re one of those kids,” Whitney said, suddenly cracking up.
“What in the hell is so damn funny? One of what kids?”
“You had a horrible high school experience, didn’t you?”
“High school is where demons go to eat little children.”
“Carter!” She erupted into body-shaking laughter, rolling from left to right. “Oh my God, you are too much. This isn’t high school anymore!”
“Um, hello, have you seen the movie Carrie?
Tags: love parties romance high-school carrie
Arriving early at a party is always awkward. If you hang back and wait you look like someone who the cops should be called about. If you knock early you risk finding a host in their underwear not ready for social activity. I knocked early because underwear and social awkwardness are kind of my specialty.
Hugh AchesonTags: parties social-awkwardness promptness
« first previous
Page 3 of 3.
Data privacy
Imprint
Contact
Diese Website verwendet Cookies, um Ihnen die bestmögliche Funktionalität bieten zu können.