Don’t be a critic. The critic is to art what the limp penis is to sex.
Steve MaraboliThe penis, often regarded as a weapon, is also a burden, the male curse.
Gay TaleseWhile the moral force of Judeo-Christian tradition and the law have sought to purify the penis, and to restrict its seed to the sanctified institution of matrimony, the penis is not by nature a monogamous organ. It knows no moral code. It was designed by nature for waste, it craves variety, and nothing less than castration will eliminate the allure of prostitution, fornication adultery, or pornography.
Gay TaleseI'll have to lift your penis now to grease around it.
Dennis PotterTags: penis
It’s the invention of clothes, not nature, that made “private parts” private.
Mokokoma MokhonoanaTags: natural nature nudity clothes vagina private-parts genitals penis artifact social-constructs divided-and-conquered
A man’s bank balance is the new penis size.
Mokokoma MokhonoanaTags: money materialism size sexy penis bank-balance
John [the father] kept saying, "You have a penis. That means you’re a boy." One day, Shannon noticed that her son had been in the bathroom an awfully long time and pushed the door open. "He had a pair of my best, sharpest sewing scissors poised, ready to cut. Penis in the scissors. I said, 'What are you doing?' He said, 'This doesn’t belong here. So I’m going to cut it off.' I said, 'You can’t do that.' He said, 'Why not?' I said, 'Because if you ever want to have girl parts, they need that to make them.' I pulled that one right out of my ass. He handed me the scissors and said, 'Okay.
Andrew SolomonTags: gender sex scissors transgender vagina penis gender-identity transsexual
For a guy, nothing is sexier than a girl who craves his little guy and can’t keep her hands off of it… because this is exactly the way he feels about your ladyparts whether he’s groping them like a savage or quietly watching TV next to you.
Roberto HogueTags: sexuality desire vagina dick penis penis-humor grope groping sexual-organs
How do you know she had sex?” Dallas asks.
“Every time a penis touches Britain, I receive a telepathic notification.”
“Oh,” Dallas says with a straight face. “Well that explains a lot.
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