i made myself a snowball
As perfect as can be.
I thought I'd keep it as a pet,
And let it sleep with me.
I made it some pajamas
And a pillow for it's head.
Then last night it ran away,
But first - It wet the bed.
Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.
Orhan PamukTags: dogs pets anthromorphism
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.
James HerriotGolden eagles don`t mate with bald eagles, deer don`t mate with antelope, gray wolves don`t mate with red wolves. Just look at domesticated animals, at mongrel dogs, and mixed breed horses, and you`ll know the Great Mystery didn`t intend them to be that way. We weakened the species and introduced disease by mixing what should be kept seperate. Among humans, intermarriage weakens the respect people have for themselves and for their traditions. It undermines clarity of spirit and mind.
Russell MeansTags: mind spirit pets tradition domestic-animals intermarriage mixing species
I tell you, that dragon's the most horrible animal I've ever met, but the way Hagrid goes on about it, you'd think it was a fluffy little bunny rabbit.
J.K. RowlingTags: pets
No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
Fran LebowitzTags: pets
6th grade. My dog, Katie, is hit by a car and killed. A mean girl during recess says it committed suicide because it didn't love me. I cry and swear revenge on mankind.
Eugene MirmanMonsters cannot be announced. One cannot say: 'Here are our monsters,' without immediately turning the monsters into pets.
Jacques DerridaTags: monsters pets confusion wild order tame
As for his name, well, what attorney wouldn't want to be able put a Judge in a crate every now and then?
Jodi PicoultTags: pets
The misery of keeping a dog is his dying so soon. But, to be sure, if he lived for fifty years and then died, what would become of me?
Walter ScottTags: pets
« first previous
Page 2 of 11.
next last »
Data privacy
Imprint
Contact
Diese Website verwendet Cookies, um Ihnen die bestmögliche Funktionalität bieten zu können.