Not returning phone calls is the severest form of torture in the civilized world.
Marisha PesslThere comes a time in a man's life when he hears the call of the sea. "Hey, YOU!" are the sea's exact words.
If the man has a brain in his head, he will hang up the phone immediately.
Tags: humor life men sea brain phone pirates call
Maybe I should call Aaya!(Shigure)
If you call him...(Yuki)
I'll make you eat that phone.(Kyou)
-Shigure-san,Yuki-san, Kyou-kun Shoma
Tags: humor phone eat basket fruits shigure kyou aaya yuki
There is no such thing as a good call at 7 AM. It's been my experience that all calls between the hours of 11 PM and 9 AM are disaster calls.
Janet EvanovichTags: sleep night phone call stephanie plum
Is this Clarissa Fray?" The voice on the other end of the phone sounded familiar, though not immediately identifiable.
Clary twirled the phone cord nervously around her finger. "Yeees?"
"Hi, I'm one of the knife-carrying hooligans you met last night in Pandemonium? I"m afraid I made a bad impression and was hoping you'd give me a chance to make it up to-"
"SIMON!" Clary held the phone away from her ear as he cracked up laughing. "That is so not funny!"
"Sure it is. You just don't see the humor."
"Jerk." Clary sighed, leaning up against the wall.
Tags: humor joke phone clary-fray tease simon-lewis
And no you're not that important that you must always dismiss your current company to answer whomever is on the phone. Seriously, you're not.
Jayce O'NealTags: humor phone jayce oneal cell jayceoneal
When you chronically interrupt your time with whom ever you're with to answer your phone/text you are saying that the caller is more important.
Jayce O'NealTags: humor phone jayce cell drjayce jayceoneal o-neal
When the phone rings at 2.15am in the morning it's unlikely to be heralding something pleasant. What chance is there of its being good news? None. Only someone bad would ring at such an hour. Or someone with bad news.
Ben EltonIt's easier for a rich man to ride that camel through the eye of a needle directly into the Kingdom of Heaven, than for some of us to give up our cell phone.
Vera NazarianTags: man rich heaven technology treasure phone heavenly riches cell-phones mobile camel rich-man tech
He hadn't suffered the eternity of the ring about to be picked up, didn't know the heart rush of hearing that incomparable voice suddenly linked with his own, the sense it gave of being too close to even see her, of being actually inside her ear.
Jeffrey EugenidesTags: love phone teenager crush phone-calls
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