If I say you're a goatherd's son, you say, 'Yes, Lord Ralon.'"
Alanna gasped with fury. "I'd as soon kiss a pig! Is that what you've been doing-kissing pigs? Or being kissed?
Tags: humor anger pigs insult ammusing
Men, and pigs, are hard on women who sacrifice their virtue, especially for love." Mattis Tannhouser
Tim WillocksI will never deny that life isn't fair. It seems as though when a woman leaves a man she is strong and independent, but when a man leaves a woman he is a pig and a jerk.
Criss JamiTags: humor life men women relationships funny independence pigs fairness unfairness humor-relationships jerk unfairness-of-life double-standard fairness-of-life
Surely, comrades, you don't want Jones back?
George OrwellThe wolf sniffed beneath the door to be sure this was a human cottage. The scent was undeniable. No pigs, except in bacon form. The wolf thought bacon form was a very sensible way for pigs to behave.
Vivian Vande VeldeOne time I took my knife and sliced off the end of a hog’s nose, just like a piece of salami. The hog went crazy for a few seconds. Then it sat there looking kind of stupid. So I took a handful of salt and rubbed it on the wound. Now that hog really went nuts. It was my way of taking out frustration. Another time, there was a live hog in the pit. It hadn’t done anything wrong, wasn’t even running around. It was just alive. I took a three-foot chunk of pipe and I literally beat that hog to death. It was like I started hitting the hog and I couldn’t stop. And when I finally did stop, I’d expended all this energy and frustration, and I’m thinking what in God’s sweet name did I do.
Gail A. EisnitzTags: animals vegetarianism slaughterhouse meat violence frustration cruelty pigs brutality sadism
Allegedly, allegedly I say, the R.G.A. were extremely miffed of portrait painted of their monarch, King Tingaling XX, by Master. Portrait apparently, as it’s yet t’be unveiled, depicts King Tingaling XX in rather compromisin’ position with a pineapple, a wad of cash and his favourite pig, Buttercup.
Elias ZappleTags: humor fantasy fiction comedy children-s-books pigs basset-hound skateboards
Critics are like pigs at the pastry cart.
John UpdikeTags: pigs critics pastry-cart
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