No matter how you twist and turn, your ass is always in the back.
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Everyone hated Calculus. Quadratic equations, parabolas, logarithms, trigonometry - you name it. It was like floating in an endless, frictionless void traveling at x miles per hour at a descension rate of one half the speed of gravity. Solve for x.
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Can I get a two-thumbs up for a fatter America?
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Love happens in the strangest places at the strangest times.
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I've gotta die of something, but I don't wanna die of it today.
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All of life is like raindrops on the window; some stick around for a little while and some just fall right out of the picture.
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Learn to be embarrassed by little and sorry about even less.
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A great man will experience more failures than successes. If we lived for the successes, we would have all killed ourselves by now.
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His heart beat so rapidly it might burst; he kept telling himself everything was fine so long as he remained a giraffe.
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Becoming an adult is all about accepting that you didn't know anything when you were a kid.
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