The best Quotes on Earth!

Next time we commit crime, we'll make sure to include him.

Tags: humor morganville-vampires shane-collins claire-danvers rachel-caine bite-club

It's been happening since I was in kindergarten. Not them all the time, but other kids, you know. Every day. It never stops, and it never goes away, thanks to the Internet--it just keeps happening every minute, every day. And I just want it to stop. I think about how to do it, you know. How to kill them. All kinds of elaborate things, like trapping them in pits and burying them alive, or covering them with concrete.

Rachel Caine

Tags: revenge bullying morganville-vampires rachel-caine miranda being-different bite-club

Go to quote

Do be careful. I can't replace you as easily as all that.

Rachel Caine

Tags: compassion concern morganville-vampires myrnin rachel-caine bite-club

Go to quote

Dear girls, I can let anyone get hurt because in my world, my safety and well-being come first.

Rachel Caine

Tags: morganville-vampires myrnin rachel-caine bite-club

Go to quote

Do you imagine that they're going to issue me a citation...what was your name again?"
"Still Eve."
"No, I'm sure it's something else. That doesn't seem right.

Rachel Caine

Tags: morganville-vampires eve-rosser myrnin rachel-caine bite-club

Go to quote

I hardly broke any laws at all. I should drive more often.

Rachel Caine

Tags: driving morganville-vampires myrnin rachel-caine bite-club clueless

Go to quote

Must we argue word choice? Now?

Rachel Caine

Tags: morganville-vampires myrnin rachel-caine bite-club

Go to quote

You are so lucky I'm too tired to murder you right now.