A company could use bricks to measure their growth rate. How many bricks have angry investors thrown at you lately? If the answer is none, then your growth rate is probably pretty good… for the moment.

Amy Sommers

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A brick could be used for note delivery, from the KKK.

Nicole Riekhof

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A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.

Nicole Riekhof

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You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.

Nicole Riekhof

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I’ve always wanted to go out with a bang, that’s why I carry two bricks around with me wherever I go, so when I leave a room I clap them together.

Nicole Riekhof

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A brick is a biographical film in which a young orphan brick from the wrong side of the track grows up to be one of the most important bricks in all brick kind, as it is now quite literally the cornerstone of one of America’s greatest ballparks.(Fenway)

Nicole Riekhof

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The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket.

Nicole Riekhof

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A brick and a blanket together create a blick. That’s it. That’s all I got.

Amy Sommers

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Blankets on the other hand are incredibly needy as they are always trying to fill a “void”. Are a bit whorish in that the instant you walk away from them in less than a minute they’ll be all over someone else, and the moment you actually need them they’re nowhere to be found.

Nicole Riekhof

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A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you should really feel this rug!

Nicole Riekhof

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