If you made a better rat than a human, it’s not much to boast about, Peter.
J.K. RowlingTags: human accomplishments peter-pettigrew rat
Where's Simon?" Clary interrupted.
Isabelle wobbled. "He's a rat," she said darkly.
Did he do something to you?" Alec was full of brotherly concern. "Did he touch you? If he tried anything-"
No, Alec," Isabelle said irritably. "Not like that. He's a rat."
She's drunk," said Jace, beginning to turn away in disgust.
I'm not," Isabelle said indignantly. "Well, maybe a little, but that's not the point. The point is, Simon drank one of those blue drinks- I told him not to, but he didn't listen- and he turned into a rat.
Tags: humor transformation rat simon-lewis
Hermes gazed up at the stars. "My dear young cousin, if there's one thing I've learned over the eons, it's that you can't give up on your family, no matter how tempting they make it. It doesn't matter if they hate you, or embarrass you, or simply don't appreciate your genius for inventing the Internet-"
"You invented the Internet?"
It was my idea, Martha said.
Rats are delicious, George said.
"It was my idea!" Hermes said. "I mean the Internet, not the rats.
Tags: humor family patience internet george percy-jackson rat hermes martha
From his shoulder on down, the Rat felt the supple weight of her body. An odd sensation, that weight. This being that could love a man, bear children, grow old, and die; to think one whole existence was in this weight.
Haruki MurakamiI'm perfectly happy to know the world at secondhand. It's a lot safer.
Cornelia FunkeTags: happy rat secondhand dragon-rider safer
The rat squealed as he bit into it, squirming wildly in his hands, frantic to escape.
George R.R. MartinTime really is one big continuous cloth, no? We habitually cut out pieces of time to fit us, so we tend to fool ourselves into thinking that time is our size, but it really goes on and on.
Haruki MurakamiTags: time rat the-cloth-of-time
Kad rat pravi zurku, redosled gostiju uvek je isti...
Prvo dodu Popovi...
Pa Topovi...
Pa Lopovi...
A rat called Possible New Strain was sitting under a spaghetti strainer held down with a pile of journalism textbooks, saying rude things in rat-speak.
Scott WesterfeldTags: rat possible-new-strain rat-speak strainer
I loved you when you were three hundred and two pounds, and I love you now."
-Rat
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