I had a dream about you. You were lost in a daydream, when I walked in and you began screaming. But I know that could never actually happen. In real life I only enter people’s nightmares.
BauvardTags: humor life sleep dreams dreaming relationships funny sleeping
I had a dream about you. I was a ventriloquist trying to share your fashion secrets, but you wouldn’t talk. So we put on a strip show for the department store sale, and I was arrested for theft – I took away your dignity as a mannequin
BauvardTags: humor life sleep dreams dreaming relationships funny sleeping
I don't know what to say to fill the silence. I don't know how to fix this. It seems wrong to leave him, but I have to. There's no compromise, no alternative. Things just weren't meant to be, which seems like a pansy-ass thing to say, until it happens to you.
H.M. WardTags: wisdom relationships
My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around.
Dora J. ArodTags: life love food relationships absurd pizza love-quote word-junkies
Some people don’t realize what they have until it’s gone, but that does not always mean they are supposed to get it back.
Stephan LabossiereTags: relationships exes ex break-ups
Summer has taken a sensuous turn: Ayrs’s wife and I are lovers. Don’t alarm yourself! Only in the carnal sense.
David MitchellTags: relationships
She was falling apart beneath my hands, and I was falling apart beneath her. My power was her power, and together, we sent each other soaring.
Rachael WadeTags: love romance sex relationships new-adult
My brother, Langston, said, “Lily, you don’t understand because you’ve never been in love. If you had a boyfriend, you’d understand.” Langston has a new boyfriend and all I understand from that is a sorry state of co-dependence.
Rachel CohnTags: love relationships
Time, not money, is your biggest asset in life. You need time to invest in relationships (with yourself and your family) or to chase your passion.
"Think again" if you are still trading off time for money.
Let your money work for you. You don't work for money. That is exactly what Financial Freedom is...
Tags: money passion time relationships relationship financial-freedom asset financial-planning assets
I had a dream about you last night. It wasn't until after you sold me the talking car, I realized you were the world’s best ventriloquist.
Michael SummersTags: humor life sleep dreams dreaming relationships funny sleeping
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