I'm not sure you're quite sensible of the honor I'm doing you," Jace said. "you'll be the first mundane who has ever been inside the Institute."

"Probably the smell keeps the rest of them away.

Cassandra Clare

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What's your angle?" I asked, trying to sound more playful than demanding.
"Isosceles," Jack quipped.

Amanda Hocking

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(About a cookbook...)
- What about this one? Maids of Honor?
- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends up Tarts.

Terry Pratchett

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It is never ridicule, but a compliment, that knocks a philosopher off his feet. He is already positioned for every possible counter-attack, counter-argument, and retort...only to find a big bear hug coming his way.

Criss Jami

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The second mouse gets the cheese!

Terry Pratchett

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Caro: "Bite me."
Ruby: "I gave that up in kindergarten.

Kristin Hannah

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You must not suppose, because I am a man of letters, that I never tried to earn an honest living.

George Bernard Shaw

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[Jean Harlow] 'Say - aren't you Margot Asquith?' (pronouncing the hard 't')
[Margot Asquith] 'Yes Dear, But the 't' is silent, as in Harlow.

Margot Asquith

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You want me to invite him to dinner.”
“I want you to invite him to dinner,” she agreed.
“You know,” he said, “most gay men don’t have mothers who are this enthusiastic about their love lives.”
“That’s probably true,” she said. “You’re one of the lucky ones.

Matthew Haldeman-Time

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I can understand bitchiness in any language.

Richelle Mead

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