THAT'S IT!" Terminus cried. "That's AGAINST THE RULES!"
Polybotes frowned, obviously confused that he was being told off by a statue. "What are you?" he growled. "Shut up!"
He pushed the statue over and turned back to Percy.
"Now I'm MAD!" Terminus shrieked. "I'm strangling you. Feel that? Those are my hands around your neck, you big bully. Get over here! I'm going to head-butt you so hard--

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You speak horse?" Hazel asked.
"Speaking to horses is a Poseidon thing," Percy said. "Uh, I mean a Neptune thing."
"Then you and Arion should get along fine," Hazel said. "He's a son of Neptune too."
Percy turned pale. "Excuse me?

Rick Riordan

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Dessa vez, não olhei para trás.

Rick Riordan

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Quer dizer que todo mundo aqui toma Bebsi quando come bizza?

Rick Riordan

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Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!

Rick Riordan

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June cackled with delight, muttering, "Whoops!" as a car almost killed them.

Rick Riordan

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Stop!" he yelled at the others. "Multigrain fighting is not allowed!

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The thing about plummetting downhill at fifty miles an hour on a snack platter - if you realize it's a bad idea when you're halfway down, it's too late.

Rick Riordan

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You can't call a ninja lord dweeb.

Rick Riordan

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Met them. Killed them. Got the T-shirt.

Rick Riordan

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