I threw my hand over my mouth and blurted out the first best excuse I could come up with, “Morning breath!

Melissa Aragon

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I swear, when that woman dies, she'll be deader than everybody else.~Pattiecake from Laid Out and Candle Lit

Ann Everett

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He shifted his attention back to me and leaned in closer. “I told you to behave. I don’t want to have to arrest you ever again.”
“Um . . . okay.”
I felt him slide something under my hand. He leaned in even closer, his mouth by my ear, and whispered, “Although I wouldn’t mind handcuffing you.”
Oh. My. God.

Robyn Peterman

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Dude! Get a fucking grip, it's just a song!

When had I turned into a 5-yr-old girl? At the very least, I needed to get my libido under control before the song finished, because I didn’t think that my raging hard-on would be a good icebreaker. Well, figuratively speaking anyway, I thought smugly.

M.C. Lavocat

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Kate giggled. “Excellent choice.”
“I always make excellent choices.”
“I don’t know about that.”
“Of course I do. I picked ye, didn’t I?

Whitney K.E.

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Agent Julianne was always looking for ways to spin things. She would have been better off owning a laundromat.

Jonas Eriksson

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The important thing for any writer to remember is to take the writing seriously, but not the writer.

A.E. Poynor

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Alarmed and bordering on terrified, Frankie reached for the closest thing she could find that might work as a weapon – which in Louise’s house was a curling iron – and tiptoed downstairs to confront the intruder - Chapter One

Kerri Thomson

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Very Nice to meet you all"

They all floated in silence as if waiting on something when it dawned on me that they were waiting for me to get in. I pulled off my shirt and tossed it with my towel. When I turned around their mouths were agape.

"What?"

"N-nothing" Finley said, her eyes wide.

Fisher Amelie

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