AGE DIFFERENCE

What if I told you that one day you will meet a girl who is unlike anyone else you've known. She will know all the right things to say, what makes you laugh, what turns you on, what drives you wild and best of all, you will do for her exactly what she does for you.

"When will I meet her?"

Well let's put it this way, she doesn't even exist yet.

Long Leav

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My Characters Tell ME Where THEY Want to Go.

R.L. Stoll

Tags: romance young-adult historical urban-fantasy paranormal-urban-fantasy-romance



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Faithfulness is my promise to love you forever

S.K. Logsdon

Tags: love romance faith promise attraction-series



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Don't you wish we all lived in black light.... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it

Josh Stern

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The only difference between me and a madman is that he has the certification

Josh Stern

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If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator

Josh Stern

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Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything….but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco

Josh Stern

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When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service….that's no chocolate on the pillow

Josh Stern

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If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months

Josh Stern

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Come Hell or High Water" usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub

Josh Stern

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