Reality Sucks, I want my dreams back.
Sandra Chami KassisTags: wisdom life future reality people inspirational-quotes ambition dreams funny sarcasm-humor
How does knowing 'things could be worse' than what I already deem awful make me feel any better? You mean I could sink even lower? Oh joy!
Richelle E. GoodrichTags: pessimism sarcasm encouragement trials richelle sarcasm-humor richelle-goodrich
I speak two languages: English and Sarcasm.
Don RittnerTags: sarcasm-humor
No. No way. That name is reserved for females with grace and elegance, not this girl. This girl is...beastly.
Victoria ScottTags: hilarious lol sarcasm-humor
This has to be one of the strangest standoffs in history. 'No, please, you air your grievances first.' 'No, no, I couldn’t possibly.
Katee RobertTags: sarcasm-humor
Arch turned and looked at Ian. The other man was fiddling with the neckline of his shirt. “You're just jealous, Ian, and wishing you had a soul mate of your own. In fact, I don't think any woman will be safe until you get one.” Ian shot him an unamused look at his words.
Rose WyntersTags: sarcasm funny-humor sarcasm-humor
It is time to buddle (scrub in water) all that is not illutile (unwash-awayable). Baudelaire said that humans were deluded if they thought they could wash away all their spots with vile tears, but Baudelaire was French and therefore knew nothing about hygiene or shower gel.
Mark ForsythTags: humor french baudelaire sarcasm-humor the-horologicon
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